Archives: April 2004
Fri 30 Apr 2004
Putrid Rotting Fruit
Let me tell you a story about Harvey the Bug, and of Rotting Fruit.
In 1995 or so my mom gave me a little balancing bird thing she brought back from one of her trips to Africa. I put it on my mantle. It was made of wood. A little later, I noticed a hole in the base. A few days later I saw what was making it! A little bug, shaped and sized sort of like a firefly but a wood eater. We named it Harvey.
When it came time for me to move to the Washington DC area from Pittsburgh, I carefully put the piece of wood (along with Harvey) in an old Ritz cracker metal box. And then took him to DC in Marilyn's car. Marilyn did not like having a bug in the car. In DC, I kept the box open, and then moved it to Virginia. But unlike when I had been in Pittsburgh before the move, I never saw the bug.
After a couple months of no signs of life, I closed up and sealed the box, feeling sad.
Then, almost a year later, it was time to move again, this time to New Jersey, I had a bunch of friends over to pack and help me move. Rebecca picks up the Ritz box, starts to say "What is in here?" but before I can answer she opens the box. It opens suddenly, and a cloud of white powder explodes out onto her face. It was sawdust! Harvey had been alive, and had eaten away much more of the wood! Poor Harvey had been locked inside the sealed box, and ate and ate like crazy, but couldn't escape, and ran out of air! Poor Harvey, I had killed Harvey! I felt aweful!
But Rebecca did not feel concerned about Harvey at all. She was all upset because she had just inhaled a cloudfull of sawdust, bug droppings and perhaps bug parts and bug eggs. Which I suppose I could understand... but HARVEY WAS DEAD! And I had killed Harvey! It was sad.
I went ahead and reshut the box and took it to New Jersey. I was hoping for some signs of life. Perhaps Harvey was still in there, or maybe Harvey had babies. I watched for a couple of months. No sign of life at all. I bought a fishbowl so I could see better, and carefully moved Harvey's piece of wood into the fishbowl. I think I may have seen Harvey's body. Once again, it was sad.
But a few months later of no life, and I had given up. Someone suggested feeding Harvey though. Well, Harvey had eaten wood, but I had some apples and a banana. I put them in the jar.
Several months later the fruit had started to rot. The banana was showing a hard woody core. I thought that was neat. I put some more fruit in. A year later the fruit was just a big puddle of dark brown liquid. Except the wood from the banana that was sticking up.
So I put more fruit in. Every year or so I'd add a little more fruit.
Oh, I'd moved it to my balcony, and had it sealed with saran wrap and a plate. Whenever I added more fruit, the smell would almost kill me. It was horrid.
Last year when I moved, I carefully moved the fish bowl with the rotting fruit to my new house, and put it in the basement. The seal came lose during the drive and I almost couldn't keep my lunch with the smell, but I made it.
Ron had a party over the summer. It was a BBQ. I couldn't make it. He promised to save me a hamburger though. Several months later in September I got a package from Ron for my birthday. I opened it up. Along with some videos and such, there was a wrapped up wad of aluminum foil. Shaped like a cookie. I opened it up. Chocolate Chip Cookies! Cool! Then a couple of flies flew up from it. Then I noticed it was fuzzy. Then I noticed it was not cookies. It was a hamburger. From Ron's barbeque. Four months earlier. Then I smelled it. Then I saw more bugs moving in it.
My stomach was not liking me.
But I had some presence of mind! I ran to the basement and added it to the bowl of rotting fruit! At this point, almost 7 years since I had begun the jar, and almost 9 nice I had gotten Harvey, the fish bowl was about half full of a thick goey liquid the color of cola, but with thick gooey stuff floating in it, sometimes with shapes suggestive of the original fruit, sometimes not. I opened it up, I added the hamburger, I closed it back up... I ran to the bathroom to dry heave for a few minutes. I felt sick for days later.
In any case, more time goes by. I start dating Brandy. I get a job in Florida. I put the house on the market. Showings are due to start soon. I want to hide the rotting fruit. Brandy wants it gone.
A few days before the first showings I am cleaning out the basement, and with a heavy heart, I "took care of" the bowl of rotting fruit, with Harvey still somewhere at the bottom.
When I sent out invites to my house warming / cooling party, Jon from work, who had heard about the bowl, was all excited about seeing the bowl. He thought it could entertain his kids. In email, Jon asked about it. Brandy responded that it was gone. Jon expressed shock and surprise and was very disapointed. I said that it had been a very very sad day.
Brandy responded with:
Okay um, let's think about this for a moment:
Warm body next to you at night.
Warm body. Snuggles.
Putrid rotting fruit.
Warm body. Cookies.
I miss Harvey. I miss the rotting fruit. It was a very Sam thing to have in my basement. On the other hand, I think Brandy summarized the situation nicely.
Mon 26 Apr 2004
The House is Cold
Well, the house is cold. Because after the party Brandy for some reason decided she needed to open all the windows. And the temperature outside dropped into the 50's. So it got really cold inside for a day or so before I realized and turned up the heat.
In any case, my "house warming / cooling" party came off really well. Brandy spent all week making food and getting things ready and did an awesome job. I feel bad because I was in Florida all week and then with the plane delays and such, I basically didn't end up helping at all expect for some of the last minute final things.
Rebecca mentioned coming up on her blog...
I'll be headed to Philadelphia in a couple hours for Sam's House Cooling Party. After that, it'll be official, my best quasi-local friend has left me for a job in Florida. Florida ain't local. I don't even much care for Florida. Perhaps I'll put an ad out for a new quasi-local friend: "Must live within four hour driving distance. ...
Awww.... I'm sorry for leaving you Rebecca, but I thank you and Chris very much for making the drive up for the party. You were the only long-distance folks to make it, and I really appreciate it. Brandy and I felt bad we couldn't do anything in the morning before you left... our bad.
We had a good turnout. In addition to Rebecca dnd Chris, Melanie and her husband came, Kelly and her boyfriend. Joy and her husband, Victor and his newlywed wife (two weeks!), Jon and his wife, Aly and his wife and 10 month old son, Emilie and of course Brandy's mom Leslie. Not too bad for a first try at a party!
I want to thank everybody for coming. I had a good time, and was good to see all of you. And seeing people from different contexts together was interesting! :-) Thanks again!
I'll probably have another one six months or so after we get settled into a perminant place in Florida. So see you all there! :-)
Fri 23 Apr 2004
Well, the flight back on Song wasn't quite as nice as the trip down there. Let's see...
* The flight was overbooked and they had to bribe people to stay in Orlando (in retrospect, might have been a good idea.)
* The flight was super full, so they restricted people to one carry on, and I had to check my second bag.
* Once on the plane and on the taxiway, we were told there was a hold of traffic into Newark because of too much air traffic. Should be lifted "in just a few minutes".
* Then we were told it would be another 30 minutes until there was news.
* Then another 30 minutes.
* Then another. They started talking about going back to the gate.
* They revealed it hadn't just been traffic, but it was related to weather as well. Severe weather over the Washington area was blocking traffic from the south.
* Then the hold was lifted, and within minutes we took off. Yea!
* The GPS thingy on the plane worked to say where we were and stuff, but the "course" track it showed had us going out over the Atlantic and to the South instead of Newark! Ouch! That worried me for a little while, but then it appeared we were actually traveling in the right direction, albiet a bit further to the west to try to avoid what was left of the storms.
* The GPS also had a world map screen that showed areas of light and darkness. It was completely wrong. The sun was over the wrong place, and it would change every time it came up. Sometimes it said it was bright and sunny outside, other times it said it was the middle of the night. It was neither, we were right around sunset. This was annoying.
* Then they didn't actually give the "electronic devices are OK" message when we hit 10K feet and they turned off the seatbelt lights. I figured it was OK, but they hadn't actually said like they usually do. I finally got the laptop out after the meal service. I figured by then it was definatley OK.
* Then, as we were flying over Delaware, and due to begin decending very soon, the Captain came on the intercom and said that we had lost the weather radar, and because there were still storms between us and Newark, it was not safe to continue, and they would be diverting to Washington Dulles instead.
* So we made a sharp turn to the left and started decending quickly. Shortly we were at Dulles.
* (Oh, we traveled directly over Frederick, MD where I went to High School, which was a real hoot.)
* So, when we first landed they told us they would keep us on the plan awhile until they figured out what to do with us.
* After about 20 minutes, they drove us to a gate. The captain came on and said there was another plane at the airport and they were just going to move all of us to the new plane and keep going.
* When we got off, they annouced that the plane wasn't quite ready, and we'd have to wait about an hour for it.
* So we all got off and sat at the gate. I connected and logged in real quick and send and recieved a little bit of email. They were giving out free snacks and soda, but I was busy with my laptop, so I didn't get any.
* Then they came on the speakers and announced that there would not be a flight after all. As they explained, the plane was now here, but there was no longer any crew to fly it. The crew that had brought us from Orlando had intended to fly us the rest of the way, but because of the delays, they would now be beyond the manditory maximum daily time for a flight crew, and so would not be allowed to fly us anywhere.
* So they would get us all hotels and send us out on a flight first thing in the morning.
* I was at Dulles, only a few miles from Rebecca's place. I considered contacting them and seeing if I could juist crash there and then catch a ride with them the next day to my place, since they were coming for my party anyway. But it was already late, and I still had to wait in line to be processed and get my bags and all that stuff. And plus, there was a bunch of stuff I needed to do in the morning, and if I went with Rebecca then I would get there just before the party, which would be too late. (And as it turned out, Rebecca and Chris were not around anyway...)
* I also considered the possibility of renting a car and driving home. But the airline could not give me a voucher for that, although they said they might be able to reimburse me if I called later, although they could not say for sure. And, as it turned out, I was tapped out and had no available money. I had a check in my pocket, but that would do me no good until I could deposit it. So I had to wait.
* So I stood in line another 40 minutes or so to get my hotel voucher, and a little stub saying I was on an 8:30 AM flight along with the rest of the people on the plane. (A plane just for us it seems, they put the whole plane on it.)
* Then it was off to get luggage. Dulles is a mess. They are constructing it. Looks really aweful.
* Anyway, got to luggage. A few bags came off the thing, but not mine. Along with a couple of other passengers, we started hunting for the Delta office. Took about 15 minutes to find it, and there were our bags.
* OK, off to the shuttle to the Hotel. The person next to me in line had gotten the Hilton. I had gotten Days Inn. I was not thrilled by that possibility.
* Got to the places where the hotel shuttles came. There were bunches of people from our flight waiting. Stood there maybe 10 minutes.
* Then one of the passangers from our flight came out of the terminal and started walking toward the cabs, and bellowed loudly "TO ANYBODY WAITING FOR THE DAYS INN SHUTTLE, THERE IS NO DAYS INN SHUTTLE, THEY DO NOT HAVE A DRIVER. THERE IS NO SHUTTLE COMING!!!!". He then proceeded to get on a cab.
* I immediately headed to the cab as well. Was told the airline would NOT be covering the cab. It was $10. I split it with another passenger.
* When we got there, I was relieved to see it was not a Days Inn, it was a Days Hotel, and quite a bit nicer. Of course, I'd only have a five hour stay or so, so it didn't really matter, a bed was a bed.
* Got checked in. Got upstairs. Talked to Brandy a bit. Lets talk about Brandy a little.
* I had called her at about 5:30 when we were boarding the plane in Orlando.
* Then again several times while we were waiting on the Taxiway to let her know of the delays and that we were finally leaving close to 8 PM. (We were supposed to get to Newark at 8:45 originally.)
* Then I had next called her when I landed at Dulles. She was almost at Newark and had Amy with her, and was short of cash. Thinking we were going to continue on and be in Newakr just a little later, she continued on to the airport.
* Then I called when it was clear we would not be coming that night. Brandy was very very unhappy. Amy was acting out. Brandy wasn't sure she evben had enough to get the car out of parking. I told her to try to get home. Then the battery on her phone died.
* I called her again once I was on the way to the hotel. She had just gotten home. She had made it. She was very tired, and very upset that I wasn't home yet, and that there was still lots to do for the party.
* Once checked in at the hotel, I talked to Brandy a bit more, then we both headed to sleep. It was after 2 AM at this point.
* OK, back to me. Wake up call at 5 AM. Just 3 hours of sleep. I fell back asleep. Woke up to my own alarm clock on the 4th snooze at 5:50 AM. I had intended to take the 6 AM shuttle back to the airport, because they had said to be back at the airport by 7 AM. I missed that. But the 6:30 would be fine if I hurried.
* I made it to the 6:30 shuttle with about 30 seconds to spare. I was the next to last person on the bus.
* When we got to the gates, the electronic check in was NOT recognizing anybody from our flight. There were a bunch of mad people. I was the second one to check that it didn't work, and then we all headed to the regular peopled check in.
* They got us in fine.
* I got through security with no issues.
* I got to the gate by 7:05 AM.
* I had very little cash, so no breakfast for me.
* I sat down to log on and do email and blog this.
* The flight was supposed to be at 8:30.
* As of 8:00, we did not actually have a plane.
* At about 8:15, we got a plane. It pulled up at the gate. Several people thought that by the number on the plane it was the same plane as last night. I couldn't say. Perhaps they fixed the radar over night. Or perhaps they just don't care any more because all the storms are gone.
* As of 8:20, just a couple minutes ago, they announced we still did not have a crew. They said the crew was on their way from their homes in the area, but were not here yet.
* They say as soon as the crew arrives and goes through their procedures.
* They are hoping we might leave at 9 AM.
* There is some big guy with a goatee now completely going off on the people at the counter and demanding action and such. "We need something done NOW!!!" And screaming at them at the top of his lungs. EVerybody else is waiting patiently. Those people at the counter can't do anything. It is beyond their power. They are offering him food vouchers and stuff, but he isn't satisfied. They are telling him to call customer service for more to try to get refunds and such.
* Now more people are yelling that they want refunds and such and that we need something. The people at the gate are listening politely, but aren't actually doing anything. We'll see if the big loud guy gets us anything. I'm content to just wait. They will get us to Newark one way or another. Late, yes. Like 14 hours or 15 hours late, but we'll get there. And hey, would I rather have had them fly through a storm without all the safety instruments and risk all our lives? NO!
* Anyway, that brings us to the present. I'm going to go ahead and post the blog entry so I am sure to get it off over this SLOW cell phone connection I am on before they actually do board us.
* That could be awhile though. I'm settling in. Time to call Brandy with another update as soon as I post this.
Fun stuff! Go Song!
It wasn't me in that tree!
I swear it wasn't me!
Man falls from tree at Loxahatchee nudist community
(Andrew Marra, Palm Beach Post)
A man at the Sun Sport Gardens nudist community in Loxahatchee was flown to St. Mary's Medical Center this morning after falling 20 feet from a tree... It was unclear what the man was doing in the tree.
Thu 22 Apr 2004
After all the bad press Chalabi got before the war started, during it and since, the fact that he is still a major player, and may well end up in charge after June 30th. I hope those who will decide exactly who ends up in the government we hand over power to in a month in a half have some sense and don't let this guy be in charge, but given past history, I have no faith whatsoever that will happen. We will probably end up doing exactly the WRONG thing.
Interesting posting by Juan Cole, one of the expert speakers in front of recent Senate hearings along with Richard Perle, one of Chalabi's big pushers in the past.
Perle at the Senate Committee on Foreign Relations
(Juan Cole, Informed Consent)
It is deeply shameful that Perle is still pushing Chalabi, and may well succeed in installing him. Chalabi is wanted for embezzling $300 million from a Jordanian bank. He cannot account for millions of US government money given him from 1992 to 1996. He was flown into Iraq by the Pentagon (Perle was on the Defense Advisory Board, a civilian oversight committee for the Pentagon) with a thousand of his militiamen. The US military handed over to Chalabi, a private citizen, the Baath intelligence files that showed who had been taking money from Saddam, giving Chalabi the ability to blackmail large numbers of Iraqi and regional actors. It was Chalabi who insisted that the Iraqi army be disbanded, and Perle almost certainly was an intermediary for that stupid decision. It was Chalabi who insisted on blacklisting virtually all Baath Party members, even if they had been guilty of no crimes, effectively marginalizing all the Sunni Iraqi technocrats who could compete with him for power. It was Chalabi who finagled his way onto the Interim Governing Council even though he has no grassroots support (only 0.2 percent of Iraqis say they trust him).
Just wanted to note in passing that as of today, I've been at my new position at Accent for one month. It has gone by pretty quickly. I am still adapting and learning and slowly taking up more and more of my position, but it is good so far. I am enjoying it, and eager to be fully tasked and completely busy. That probably won't be possible until I'm 100% in Florida, but it is getting more and more each week as I become more familiar with the place, the people and the product. This is a good move.
I'm anxious to get on with it though. Get the place up there sold. Get Amy and Brandy down here. And have someplace down here to live. Probably something temporary and rented at first (maybe even from Ivan!) but then eventually a brand new perminant place down here.
This going back and forth gets old quickly. But it will have to continue in one form or another until the end of Amy's school year in early June. After that, one way or another, we should be down here all the time.
So, one month down... many more to come...
Tue 20 Apr 2004
Guantanamo at SCOTUS
The Supremes heard the case of the people at Guantanamo today. The Op-Ed below makes some of the most relevant points I think. Fundamentally, a person is a person is a person. Citizenship should not matter for most things. Making double standards like that is just asking for the reverse to be done to us at some point in the future. It is bad precident. Not to mention just plain wrong. Citizen or not, there should NEVER be a situation in a controled environment (perhaps exceptions for "heat of the situation" in the middle of a raging battle) when a person has no mechanism whatsoever to appeal their situation to an independant body. It is fundamental to the notion of checks and balances and preservation of basic human rights.
America's Prisoners, American Rights
(David Cole, New York Times)
All three branches of government have treated citizenship as a central issue. The Bush administration says that it can hold the foreign detainees, most of whom were captured on the battlefield in Afghanistan, without any legal limitations because they are noncitizens held outside American borders. As such, it argues, they have no constitutional rights and no standing in American courts to challenge their detentions. [...] These suggestions that noncitizens have less right to be free than citizens are ill advised. Some provisions of the Constitution do explicitly limit their protections to United States citizens -- the right to vote and the right to run for Congress or president, for example. The Bill of Rights, however, does not distinguish between citizens and noncitizens. It extends its protections in universal language, to "persons," "people" or "the accused." The framers considered these rights to be God-given natural rights, and God didn't give them only to persons holding American passports.
Starving Rat Diet
1500 or so calories a day for the "drastically reduced intake" mode of eating that adds like 50% to the life span of rats. I could probably do that. Would it be OK if it was 100% pizza and potato chips? How little is 1500 a day anyway? I'm not up on how many calories things have, other than knowing a can of CocaCola has 110. :-) Perhaps I'll try this for the rest of the day.
So far today I've gone to Friday's (at about 0130 UTC) and had two or three iced teas, a french onion soup, and a lemon chicken scaloppine. That's all I've had so far today. Am I already over the 1500? Oops!
Low-calorie diet reduces stroke, heart attack risk: study
(AFP on ChannelNewsAsia)
"We don't know how long each individual actually will end up living, but they certainly have a much longer life expectancy than average because they're most likely not going to die from a heart attack, stroke or diabetes," Holloszy said. [...] The low-calorie diet group consumed 1,100 to 1,950 calories per day, depending on individuals' height, weight and gender. Of the calories, 26 percent consisted of protein, 28 percent fat and 46 percent complex carbohydrates.
(via Google News
Morphing of Content Management
Brice points out how many web content management vendors are moving into areas without the "web" in the name to deal with more traditional document management issues. This definately matches trends I have seen in my own career.
Document Management, Digital Asset Management, Content Management, Web Content Management, Knowledge Management... all significantly overlap each other. It is natural that companies that start in one area as their specialty try to branch out into the others as they grow. I question if in the end this usually leads to better more useful products, or if it just muddles the focus of the companies trying to do everything.
Enron High-jacked Enterprise Content Management
(Brice Dunwoodie, CMSwire)
To put things succinctly, earlier today the point was made by Tony Byrne of CMSWatch that ECM purchases are now made by a completely different area of the organization. What used to be IT's domain has now fallen under corporate governance, legal, and finance.
Vendors who made their name selling enterprise web content management tools are now talking document management, records management, email management, Sarbanes-Oxley, compliance, etc.
This is an entirely different ball game.
Mon 19 Apr 2004
Iraq in the 20s
Found this while surfing while I should be sleeping. Op-Ed in the NYT from Sunday pointing out similarities between the current Iraq situation and the British occupation of Iraq in the 1920's. Certainly not a part of history I am very familiar with... but it is very relevant here. As Prof Ferguson says, it is certainly a much better comparison than Vietnam or other things that have been brought up lately. A good history lesson would probably be useful here.
The Last Iraqi Insurgency
(Niall Ferguson, New York Times)
From Ted Kennedy to the cover of Newsweek, we are being warned that Iraq has turned into a quagmire, George W. Bush's Vietnam. Learning from history is well and good, but such talk illustrates the dangers of learning from the wrong history. To understand what is going on in Iraq today, Americans need to go back to 1920, not 1970. And they need to get over the American inhibition about learning from non-American history.
(via Insults Unpunished
New Apple Laptops for Me!
On Feburary 27th my 500Mhz Powerbook G4 Titanium had it's 3rd birthday. Which triggered my "time for a new laptop". I'm on an every 3 year replacement schedule. But, a few factors were in place. First, I was still unemployed. Not the best time for a big cash outlay. But second, one look at the MacRumor's Buyer's Guide made it clear that the Powerbooks were getting close to the average time between updates. It was long enough since the last update (in September) that it would pay to wait for the next update. I'll only buy when that guide says "Buy Now" or "Neutral". If it says "Buy Only if you need it - nearing end of cycle" or "Don't Buy - Updates Coming!" then I'll wait. So, even if I had been employed, I would have waited. And so, when I did get a job, it was still a waiting mode.
Finally today, the updates came:
Starting at just $1,599, the newest PowerBook family offers more. More power. More speed. And more advanced capabilities. Whether you prefer the ultra-compact 12-inch model, the coveted 15-inch powerhouse or the breathtaking 17-inch stunner, every new PowerBook G4 features faster PowerPC G4 processors -- with speeds topping the charts at 1.5GHz. Like to burn up the road? The new PowerBook models offer 4x-speed SuperDrives. And each new PowerBook comes standard with both AirPort Extreme -- offering the fastest speeds in wireless networking -- and Bluetooth.
This is not yet a Powerbook G5. Looks like that will bve at least one more update in the future. Maybe early 2005 or late 2004. Drat. My current machine is falling apart though. I do need replacement, and a rule is a rule. It is the next update after the 3 year mark. I should buy a new one now.
Of course, there is another issue. I am in the process of trying to move. I'll need to be putting a downpayment on a house and all that. Plus I am still recovering from the short incomeless time between when my severance ran out and when I started my new job, and the lack of a January bonus this year. So, before I can order the new Powerbook, I have to move and buy my new house. That comes as a higher priority. And my car is dying too. I probably have to get a new car first too. That is also a priority.
And the model I would want would be the 17" with almost all the options. Which would put it at $5483. Ouch! (ALL the options from the Apple Store Online would put it at $8198, but I don't need the external Cinema Display and such... but I did include a case and a new iPod and extra batteries and the like in my price. :-) So, unless my machine dies completely (in which case I'll order the new Powerbook that day) I'll be waiting a bit longer before getting my new computer. And who knows, by then it may be time to wait for the next upgrade again. Ugh!
But I wants it! :-( Oh well. First things first. House, car, then computer. Oh, and my GPS may be dying too, in which case I'll need to replace that as well. Everything is dying at once! Sigh! Until all the other stuff is taken care of, I'll keep this old Powerbook running with glue and tape and the occational replacement part.
Meanwhile, Apple also updated the iBooks.
Like to carry around a notebook that delivers exceptional power at an affordable price? Then pick up an iBook G4. With a faster PowerPC G4 processor running at speeds up to 1.2GHz — optional DVD-burning SuperDrive, expanded memory capacity, advanced wireless networking capabilities, and the impressive stability provided by Mac OS X version 10.3 “Panther,” iBook G4 brings truly impressive performance to everyday life. And with pricing as low as $1099.
My mom is in the market for a laptop by June. I was hoping this update would be in time for that, and it is. I'm thinking an iBook would be good for her rather than a Powerbook, but both are possible. In a few weeks I'll take her to a physical Apple Store to play with them and pick what she likes, then figure out the best we can do in whatever her budget is. (Oops, have to ask that I guess.) I'll be rooting for the 14" iBook with a bunch of the options. We shall see.
Anyway, I want that 17" for me. But I have to wait. I hate waiting! :-)
Prez Selector Revisited
Took the presidential selector quiz for the first time in a few months. It has been updated with new questions since I last took it, and of course a bunch of Democrats have dropped out of the race. As usual, I unclicked the checkmark that excludes 3rd parties, but left the checkmarks excluding people who have dropped out or not announced they are running. Here are my new results.
1. Your ideal theoretical candidate. (100%)
2. Libertarian Candidate (62%)
3. Sharpton, Reverend Al - Democrat (47%)
4. Kerry, Senator John, MA - Democrat (46%)
5. Kucinich, Rep. Dennis, OH - Democrat (45%)
6. Bush, President George W. - Republican (43%)
7. Socialist Candidate (39%)
8. LaRouche, Lyndon H. Jr. - Democrat (32%)
9. Constitution Party Candidate (27%)
The top candidate again is the unnamed Libertarian candidate. (SelectSmart has not put in the two Lib candidates, and I guess is instead waiting to put in the name of whoever gets the Lib nomination at their convention.) And that is the ONLY candidate with a greater than 50% match rate with my own views. Everybody else running I disagree with more than I agree with them. Bleh. It really would be nice one day if one of the two major parties actually put out a candidate I felt I could vote for.
Sing a Song
Went back to Florida last night. This time I took Song Airlines (run by Delta) from Newark to Orlando. Just wanted to say that of the various flights I've taken up and back over the last month or two... on American Airlines, AirTran, Continental and USAir... this was the most pleasant and enjoyable. OK, yeah, I had to pay if I wanted anything other than a glass of soda as a snack, but that was no big deal. They have a sense of humor, from the pleather seats in primary colors, to the head steward making bad jokes, to the safety briefing being done with a Flemenco music background by a lady with a think Spanish accent. I liked that. That was fun. And they had 20 some channels of live satellite TV available at each seat for free. (I know a few airlines have this now, but this was my first flight with that feature.) And they had the channel with the live GPS track of the plane's flight too. I *really* like that. I'd been on flights with that before, but not in awhile, and I really geek out on that feature.
Anyway, I like "Song". I will fly them again if I get the chance. And if they show up as the cheapest direct flight on Orbitz again. :-)
Fri 16 Apr 2004
The Jackal Roars
OK, so Jackals probably don't roar. But Cackling Jackal, Rebecca's blog, has just overtaken abulsme.com in the Truth Laid Bear Ecosystem. So it is roaring. Rebecca is now a Slimy Mollusc, compared to my status as a Lowly Insect, and Al's as a Crunchy Crustacean.
The ecosystem is based on how many other blogs link to you. Looks like Rebecca has been getting some other poetry blogs to link to her. She is on her way!
Hey, anybody want to link to me? Sniff. Sniff.
Guess for that I have to post more often, and sometimes on topics that people are actually interested in, huh? Hmm. Perhaps I'll work on that. Maybe. If things ever get less busy. :-)
In the mean time, I will not contest Rebecca's crown.
And the graphs are here.
House Warming / Cooling Party
I sent this to the folks who email me a lot a few weeks ago, and mentioned it to many others who have emailed me or talked to me in person in the last few weeks, but in case anybody is out there who knows me personally who didn't get the message directly or indirectly, I'm posting here too. You are all invited too! (If you are just a web reader, and have never met me in person, introduce yourself in email!)
As most of you know, last August I bought a house in Yardley, PA! Woo! Lots of people asked me if I was going to have a house warming party, but I was still settling in, and didn't know exactly what to do anyway, so I kept putting the idea off. But as most of you also know, I just started a job in Melbourne, FL and put my house on the market to be sold in preparation to move to Florida along with my girlfriend Brandy and her daughter Amy. Hmmm... better get that house warming party done before I sell the house and move almost 900 miles away, huh?
So anyway, with lots of help from Brandy and Amy, we're finally going to have that party! You are all invited of course... and feel free to forward this on to anybody else who knows me who you think might be interested, or to bring a guest.
It will be the last Saturday in April. April 24th that is. Starting at around 6 PM and going into the evening as late as people want. (We picked this date based on people's responses about possible party dates when I asked about it in the email announcing my new job.) I hope you all can come!!
If you think you want to come, please let me know, so we can plan for about the right size group. Also let me know about any guests or kids or whatnot you will bring so we can plan accordingly.
The party will of course be at my place. If you don't know the address it is easy to find, or just email me and ask me. MapQuest directions to the house are pretty good, but if you need specific directions from somewhere, let me know and I'll send you some.
Anybody who wants to crash on the floor or such is of course welcome to do so, but as fair warning, especially to those from out of the area, we do NOT have any extra beds available for lots of people to stay over. So if you are going to come from out of town, and want something more than a spot on the floor, here are the ten closest hotels and motels to my house according to Yahoo:
Red Roof Inn (2.1 miles away)
3100 Cabot Blvd W
McIntosh Inn of Oxford Valley (2.1 miles away)
3101 Cabot Blvd W
Marriot Courtyard (2.2 miles away)
5 Cabot Blvd E
Sheraton (2.5 miles away)
400 Oxford Valley Rd
New Falls Motel (2.7 miles away)
201 Lincoln Hwy
Fairless Hills, PA
Ace Motel (2.7 miles away)
216 Lincoln Hwy
Fairless Hills, PA
Brick Hotel (3.2 miles away)
1 E Washington Ave
Inn to the Woods (3.6 miles away)
150 Glenwood Dr
Washington Crossing, PA
Country House Motel (3.9 miles away)
951 Old Lincoln Hwy
Holiday Inn (5.3 miles away)
7 S Pennsylvania Ave
I look forward to having you all over together! Should be an interesting bunch of people to say the least. :-)
Fitness Contest RESULTS!!
The fitness contest is over. Has been for a couple weeks. But I've been busy. Sorry for the delay on the results.
Anyway, the final results... based on how well each person did at reaching their own personally set goals over the four months of December, January, February and March.
Here are the standings:
#1: Marilyn (60.0 points)
#2: Mike (57.9 points)
#3: Reb (20.0 points)
#4: Sam (4.3 points)
DISQUALIFIED: Randall (36.6 points)
DISQUALIFIED: Kelly (19.5 points)
DISQUALIFIED: Brandy (4.6 points)
Body Fat Contest:
#1: Reb (20.0 points)
#2: Sam (14.5 points)
DISQUALIFIED: Brandy (-1.7 points)
DISQUALIFIED: Randall (-13.5 points)
Brandy, Kelly and Randall were disqualified from winning because they did not provide any readings subsequent to March 21st 00:00:00 UTC. Since they did start the contest however, they are still required to pay the winners as per the initial contest rules. Based on their last provided readings however, these disqualifications would not have affected the final outcome.
On the weight contest Marilyn took the lead in early January from Mike, and never again gave up the lead, although Randall came close in the middle of the contest before falling back, and Mike put up a final charge and came close at the very end. But Marilyn stayed ahead regardless. Marilyn won the contest with a score of 60 (meaning she made it 60% of the way to her goal). So according to the rules, each of the losers (Mike, Reb, Sam, Randall, Kelly and Brandy) should each send Marilyn $15. So Marilyn wins a total of $90
On the body fat contest, Sam took the early lead, but Reb pulled ahead in mid January and retained it until the last couple of weeks of the contest, where the lead passed back and forth between Sam and Rebecca several times. (Well, judging from interpolated curves between actual data points.) Sam took a plunge in the wrong direction two days before the end of the contest however, and Rebecca ended up taking the win. Rebecca won with a score of 20 (meaning she made it 20% of the way to her goal). So according to the rules, each of the losers (Sam, Brandy and Randall) should each send Rebecca $5. So Rebecca wins a total of $15.
The winners are responsible for collecting their winnings.
Graphs and charts are available at http://www.abulsme.com/fitness/.
And that is that.
Thanks for playing everyone!
Thu 15 Apr 2004
O Sam produz um update
It has been a long time since I have done a blog entry. Or answered email for that matter. It seems like it is time for an update.
Last week I was back in Florida, this time taking Brandy and Amy with me. A couple things were going on, first, while at work, things started speeding up. Week by week, I am spending more and more of the day actually doing the types of things I was hired for. I can't say I'm completely 100% booked and productive yet, but it is getting closer. This is all good. I feel like this is working out, and I am developing into my role. A few more weeks and I should really be fully integrated. (Although the times back in PA slow that down, I am doing lots of conference calls from here too.)
OK, with that out of the way, the reason Brandy and Amy were down was because we wanted to go house hunting. So Tuesday through Saturday, every day we spent several hours looking at houses. There were a couple I liked, but were too small. There were a couple Brandy liked, but needed too much work for my taste. All in all, we kept finding places that had some portion of what we were looking for, but not everything. And unlike the feeling I got when I found my townhouse in Yardley, there were no places at all that jumped out at me and said "This is it. No question." Not even after I raised the price boundaries I was looking at by another 10%. It helped a bit, but still not quite. The last day, at almost the new price limit, we found one that all of us agreed we "could live with". But there was no real excitement about it. So we didn't try to put an offer or anything, and by now it is probably sold. Things seem to sell there pretty quickly.
So before we left, we also looked at some of the new construction in the area. There are a bunch of new developments going up, and a bunch of builders with their model houses and such. We stopped at a few. One thing quickly discovered is that the new construction is actually comperable in price to the existing homes. I would have thought it would have been more to order something and have it build, but it is not. For the same price, we could get something brand new built, choose our lot and our model, and our options and have EXACTLY what we want. With some of the builders you can actually modify the floorplans too rather than just choose an existing model. It sounds really great. Except of course that after you order, it is 9 months to a year before you can actually move into your house. Which really sucks. Cause I think I would be sold on just picking a floorplan, picking the options, and having it built... if it did not take quite so long. But maybe.
So anyway, we left it with the real estate agent down there still looking out for places that match our criteria while we do more research on the build option. Not to mention waiting for my place in PA to actually sell.
Speaking of which, as I was returning to PA at the beginning of this week, I got an offer on the house. Unfortunately, they were lowballing me. They offered 7% less than I was asking. Now, I know my initial price is shooting high, and I am willing to go down a bit. But at the level of this offer, I would have to actually PAY at settlement when all was over. And not a negligible sum. No matter what, I'm know I am going to come out in the hole on selling the house. Even my most optimistic sales prices would completely cover my August closing costs completely. I'm just selling it too soon for that. And that's OK. What I am getting as part of my relocation package will cover that loss. But I need to AT LEAST break even on the actual transaction when I sell.
My bottom line, if at closing on the sale of the house I will need to write a check, I will not do it. If I get a check, even a small one, then I can probably do that, although obviously the bigger the check the better. So anyway, I rejected the offer, but did provide a counter offer in between my asking price and his offer that would still let me break even (plus a little bit). He turned that down, so the house is still showing. Several people looked yesterday, several more today. It will sell before too long I hope. Unless the housing bubble bursts, in which case I may end up just having to take that loss. I hope not!
This week I've been back in PA. Every day from 8 AM when there is a daily conference call (ouch!) to around 6 PM I've been doing work stuff, conference calls and such. After that I've been doing stuff with Brandy and Amy (which is good and fun), and then going to bed early so I can actually wake up in time for the 8 AM and be lucid for it. I have done none of the non work stuff I should have been doing. Haven't done email. Haven't done bills. Haven't posted the results of the fitness contest. Haven't worked on repacking the basement. Haven't done anything. I'm doing this blog entry at the same time I'm doing a conference call prioritizing bug fixes on a new feature that is being added to my company's product.
Sometime soon I'll have to carve out some time to do that kind of thing again. I need at least a couple hours a day to keep up with that sort of thing. But right now, I don't know where that time can come from. Sigh!
Anyway, that is what is up with me. Next week I'm in Florida again. I think I'll probably start looking for a month-to-month lease apartment down there. It may be a little while until I am in a new house down there, and rent will be cheaper than the hotels I've been staying in.
Maybe sometime I'll squeeze in answering some email too. Sorry in advance to all those with outstanding emails in my inbox I haven't gotten to yet!