Obsessed tourist 'marries' dolphin
(dpa on Bangkok Post)
Tendler, 41, has been visiting the city on the Gulf of Aqaba two or three times a year to spend time with her 35-year-old underwater sweetheart.(via Daily Kos)
"The peace and tranquility under water, and his love, would calm me down," the Israeli daily quoted her as saying.
Last week Tendler finally plucked up the courage to ask the dolphin's trainer for the mammal's fin in marriage.
may I refer you to:
(which is frightening enough... what with the 'prehensile penis' talk and all)
wow, please please please make it stop!
One time when I was doing the radio producer thing for Lynn Cullen she told an extensive story of a dolphin that tried to get a little too friendly with her. Unlike the people in the link you sent however, she decided she wanted no part of it.
Speaking of which, I keep forgetting the cardinal rule of links from Chris: NEVER CLICK THEM.