After my meeting was over today, I called Jon from work, who I knew was at MacWorld, and asked if it was worth my while to catch a cab and go visit MacWorld. Jon said not to bother, that it was "really pathetic".
Apple's Manhattan Freak Show by Michelle Delio at Wired News
It's all happening this week at Macworld CreativePro Expo where, in lieu of the usual ecstatic insanity invoked by Apple CEO Steve Jobs' traditional opening address, the lunatics have apparently decided to take over the asylum.