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W’s Poem to Laura

Rebecca, can you give this a proper literary critique?

Writen by commander in Chief W, for first lady Laura’s return from Europe a few weeks ago.

President Bush pens a poem (AP on CNN)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Oh my, lump in the bed
How I’ve missed you.

Roses are redder
Bluer am I
Seeing you kissed by that charming French guy.

The dogs and the cat, they missed you too
Barney’s still mad you dropped him, he ate your shoe
The distance, my dear, has been such a barrier
Next time you want an adventure, just land on a carrier.

— George W. Bush

(via BlogDex)