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April 2024

Pics from May 2014


2014-05-01 01:50 – Climbing a whale at Seattle Center


2014-05-01 02:02 – Surveying the world from the top


2014-05-02 00:40 – What Alex does at a playground… clearly my kid.


2014-05-02 01:22 – Of course that changes once we hit the sand


2014-05-02 23:55 – Spring is time for dandelions.


2014-05-03 03:54 – There was a birthday party at a skating rink. That didn’t go so smoothly. We will have to try again someday.


2014-05-03 20:41 – But a portal shirt makes Alex happy again


2014-05-03 21:21 – Well, at least until haircut time


2014-05-04 22:20 – New day, and it is time for a trip to the zoo, where Grandma Ruth explains warthogs!


2014-05-04 22:34 – Why is mom holding me?


2014-05-04 22:44 – The siamang always seems a little sad


2014-05-04 22:50 – Brandy spends a lot of time with the siamangs, they have been her favorites for years


2014-05-04 23:00 – Walking in the rain


2014-05-04 23:28 – The carousel was a little scary at first


2014-05-05 00:25 – But it was much better the second time around


2014-05-05 00:37 – Then we looked at the penguins, or did they look at us?


2014-05-05 00:53 – Grandma Ruth watches too


2014-05-05 00:57 – While this guy contemplates the sky


2014-05-05 01:43 – After the zoo it was time for dinner, and Alex wanted to know why I was still taking pictures


2014-05-05 01:50 – Working on Trainz Simulator on his iPad, as he often does during dinner


2014-05-05 03:38 – Then out like a light as soon as we were in the car


2015-05-13 20:06 – Back at home, Alex torments the dog as usual


2014-05-22 05:28 – It is me Roscoe decides to cuddle with though


2014-05-25 02:08 – Another day finds Alex whispering secrets into Amy’s ear


2014-05-27 00:02 – Alex made a point of dragging me outside to the back yard to take a picture of this nest of baby spiders


2014-05-27 00:10 – Roscoe lounges as Alex plays in a large box he had carefully braced with toys so it wouldn’t fall over


2014-05-27 00:10 – Seconds later, it does of course fall over, right next to Roscoe. Roscoe doesn’t even blink, let alone move.


2014-05-27 00:13 – Roscoe is used to these shenanigans, and is not going to worry about it. Not at all.


2014-05-27 00:17 – Goofing for the camera


2014-05-27 03:07 – Roscoe really is incredibly patient with Alex. So here he wears shades, because Alex wanted him to.


2014-05-30 04:01 – Even on Mom’s shoulders, it is still iPad time.

Mystery Solved


  • Sometime in late January, our downstairs toilet starts not draining properly
  • Brandy spends several weeks fruitlessly plunging it and using all sorts of drain cleaners and toilet snakes.
  • Each time, it seems like it kind of works for a very short time, then it starts backing up again.
  • We are busy. We have other bathrooms. It sits with an out of order sign for weeks.
  • One of the many times that Alex tells us “downstairs potty broken, mommy fix it soon” we think to ask…
  • “Alex, did you flush anything down the toilet that doesn’t usually go down the toilet?”
  • “Ahh… (thinks for a few seconds)… Yes!” (It had now been many weeks since he must have done it.)
  • “Uh, Alex, what did you flush down the toilet?”
  • “My penguin light.”
  • “Alex, why did you flush your penguin light down the toilet?”
  • “It not spin. Me done with it. Flush down down down! All gone!” (Or something similar to that, I didn’t write down the exact words at the time.)
  • We are busy. Several more weeks pass.
  • About an hour ago, I get home from work, Brandy has removed the toilet from the floor.
  • I help turn it sideways so we can see in the bottom:


  • Yes, indeed, there was the handle of Alex’s penguin light. It was one of those things where you push a button and the little lights inside the globe at the top spin around. But this one had extra plastic bits to make it look like a penguin with a Santa hat on with the lights spinning in the stomach of the penguin.
  • So after a few minutes of lifting the toilet up, flipping it in different directions, and shaking it, out popped the penguin.
  • Amy has told me that I am not allowed to post the pictures I have of the actual penguin, due to it being disgusting and caked inside and out with human waste and all, but if anybody wants to see pictures, just ask, and I’ll happily send them along.
  • We’d been talking to Alex since he told us about flushing the penguin about how that was why the toilet didn’t work, and how he should never flush things other than the things that normally go in a toilet. But we took this opportunity to show him the penguin and ask him if he would ever do that again. He said he wouldn’t. We shall see I guess.
  • As I was writing the above, Brandy calls and asks me to come down so I can help her with something. I say “just a minute” while I finish writing one of the bullet points. Then I go down. By that time, she had decided not to wait for me, and had already put the toilet back on, and it looks like it is just about all set again.

Anyway… I know just about every parent gets this at one point in time, but it was our turn this time. Fun fun toys in the toilet fun!

Curmudgeon’s Corner: This Show Sucks. We’re Sorry.

In the latest Curmudgeon’s Corner Sam and Ivan talk about:

  • Computer Problems / Election 2012
  • Walmart Mexican Scandal / No Big News

Recorded on 22 Apr 2012

Length this week – 33:52

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