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What An Apple Tastes Like (as described by Alex, interpreted by Siri dictation)

Cool applesauce got applesauce at his lake and pour sauce that he gets more

I got it

like microwave

July popcorn

just one taste like who smoosh darn

what you likeWilbur who

tastes likealexlike Robert is supported go to ghostlike lover… The fuck she

Does caused by Google

West strike and easy by two days about Google girl

Edit 06:34 UTC to remove a couple words that were clearly actually me talking in the background that Siri picked up too. (Like telling Alex to talk louder.)

@abulsme tweets from 2014-12-16 (UTC)