14609.6880 Days

Well well, here we are.  As of this moment…  16 Sep 2011 at 13:28 UTC (6:28 AM Pacific, 9:28 AM Eastern) I am the number of days old listed in the subject, which also happens to be equal to a number of years that ends in a zero, and starts with a 4.  Yes, indeed, I am 400 years old.  Oh, woops.  Wrong number of zeros.  But yeah.  40.  Woo?

Of course, I have pre-scheduled this post.  At the actual time mentioned, I hope to be asleep.